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    March 10

    扯淡一下

    由于入住了东北管理局的宾馆,网速十分慢,经常打不开网页,以致一直没有更新!
    本来有很多要写的,但部分已经忘记了,就把记得的话写出来!
     
    最近总之跟一个话很多,很捣蛋的老顽童机长飞,每天就跟我说那七八糟的笑话,最喜欢逗大家。
     
    段子一:一次重庆驻站,某飞行教员硬把他叫到房间,要瞎扯一番,进了房子,抽了根烟,觉得热,就想把空调打开,拿了遥控,总是打不开,他急了,鞋也脱掉,跳上床对着空调去开,道:川航的就是歪东西,就是不好使!按了一下不行,把电池拆出来了,再装一次,再试!一按,听到后面有“嘶”声,转头一看,电视开了!!!
     
    段子二:又是另外的一天,某飞行教员A在成都双流国际机场落地已经是凌晨三点,刚打开了电视的教员说,好了,明天可以好好睡一觉,老顽童机长对教员A说你老了肯定睡不着,教员A说:我肯定要睡个懒觉!机长:“老陈,那你明天睡到多少点嘛?我们起来打麻将”教员A:“再怎么,也要睡到7点吧”......
     
    还有就是今天遇到了一个十分有趣的乘务员,聊了几句之后,才知道我们同年同月同日生,发生了很多趣事,但现在在播神雕侠侣,明天再写!

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    wanjun wongwrote:
    好耐无见。。哈。。。好好笑啊!
    Mar. 24
    leo LVwrote:
    吹一下
    Mar. 23
    员 找点wrote:
    段子2 比 段子1 好笑多了阿
    Mar. 13
    angel Eliwrote:
    怎么风格都很一致化呢。
     
    不过段子一好搞。段子二有点冷,因为我没看懂。
    业业不要嘲笑我。。。
    Mar. 12
    林琳wrote:
    本来就应该长大了.成熟是必然的.
    Mar. 11
    建业 陈wrote:
    多谢赞扬~~只要是网速问题!我天天飞机上都是这些! 什么叫现场的工作人员 “催”一下之类的都不说了
    Mar. 10
    员 找点wrote:
    你的段子风格越来越成熟了。看得我都乐了
    Mar. 10
    wrote:
    有个人就因为要看争夺武林盟主那一场,就虎头蛇尾了!
    Mar. 10

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