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    February 21

    书接上一回:
     
         经过议论谈话之后,得知东北航执行总经理兼总飞是当年组建奥凯和扬子江两家公司的董事,而且现在在部分里面都很有名气,小小的主任也就变了,变乖了,调机的事情终于批了!
     
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    早上4点半起床,5点出门,不知道为什么到停机位已经是5点50,终于看到了久违的B-3041,走近一看,就觉得有问题了!
     
    段子一:
         机长:飞机做了航前没?怎么全部的套子还套着?
         不管了,上飞机看看有没有机务,看到机务稍微他是了一点,就起动APU了,在全国维修技术最好的GAMECO公司的机务也出现了!机组也开始准备。一通电,皮托管因为加热,套子没拔,冒烟了,副驾驶只能大喊断电,这迎来了第一个惊喜!竟然有机务做航前不拔几个套!一看油量3.6吨,机长气死了~~明明说了加满,舱单按4.6吨做~~油被偷了一吨多,觉得广州的机务也很黑,之后就要找人发脾气!
         随后,广州的有个机务告诉机长副驾驶位置的氧气面罩话筒不工作。
         “昨天不是说故障都排了吗”
         “这个昨晚已经报了(经核实对的)”
         “为什么不工作”
         “面板有问题呀,要调的话要等几天,但我保证氧气面罩可用”
         另外一有趣的机务“不对吧,好像有面板线接错了”
         “你们专业一点好不,线接错我是不飞的,线排故吧!”
         “什么线接错,不懂别说”广州的机务乱来了。
         “机长,肯定没问题的!他们都说错了,是第三成员的氧气话筒不工作,但能正常供气”
    段子二:
         由于机长经验老道,知道每次做完大检,刹车要放气 !
         “你们做完工作之后有没有放气?”
          一:“机长放心吧,肯定放了的!”
          二对一:“唔好乱讲啊,呢样野我负责噶,我都无见到拒地放,一阵出事大家都死噶!”
          机长在默默的听,我看不过眼了!“究竟点啊,商量好未啊?究竟放左未啊?无害人喔!”
          全场都呆了,还有个会听而且会说的机组......他们意见不合,又打电话去核实!机长知道他们说什么又暴气了~
    段子三:
         6:46分,排故完成,准备开车了!机长一看,怎么舱单没到,又是叫负责人打电话去问!
         “怎么舱单还没到?”
         “没吗?我叫人送了,大哥”
         “不对啊没收到!时间很紧的,快叫别人送过来已经过点了,再过的话就不放行了”
         “要不你叫机长自己画一个配载表吧,那样最快!”
          机长“你狗日的我都成全能人了~”
           .......
    经过2个小时的闹剧,飞机试飞成功!虽然顺利,但是为了大家的安全,真的别人NS开头的飞机!
     
         

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    wrote:
    他本来就是邵兵脸、明星相!
    Mar. 10
    wrote:
    他本来就是邵兵脸、明星相!
    Mar. 10
    wrote:
    他本来就是邵兵脸、明星相!
    Mar. 10
    junhui liwrote:
    用广州话交流就以为听不出来,看来不说的话都完全看不出你是广州人嘛。。哇哈哈哈哈 
    Mar. 2
    建业 陈wrote:
    操~~关我什么事!      我现在东北航的
    Feb. 29
    leo LVwrote:
    川航+啊业=乱搞!
    Feb. 27
    员 找点wrote:
    笑死了 最近两篇都很好笑
    Feb. 21
    wrote:
    业业,安全第一。
    Feb. 21

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